what it's, like in there, all night long things are creeping and cracking. Elaine: ...and I brought I whole new set of cookware, and a water Jerry: And one other thing, I don't want Newman using my... [Jerry is interrupted by the sound of a toilet flush, out comes Elaine: No, you're the only white poet warlord in the neighborhood. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Kramer: What is that Roger's Chicken? It's, George: And I got a date with the sales woman. Kenny Rogers Roasters is the center of an episode of Seinfeld, "The Chicken Roaster". Roger: Ms. Benes, I noticed you have been charging quite a bit ‘The Chicken Roaster’ This episode includes a Kenny Rogers’ Roasters restaurant setting up across from Kramer’s apartment, which leads to him and Jerry switching apartments. The light from the Kenny Rogers Roasters sign beams right into Kramer ‘s apartment. Elaine: Why not? George: I still don't understand how you can call lunch with me Kramer proposes to switch apartments with Jerry for a little while, which has Jerry taking on all the mannerisms of the manic Kramer and vice/versa. KRAMER: Roger's can't sell chicken around here, we got chicken places on every block. Kramer: No Jerry! The Kenny Rogers Roasters episode of Seinfeld might be my second favorite of all time... second only to the "Little Jerry Seinfeld". my window. George: Ah , listen. Kramer: I may have to drive that place out of business. Seth: And don't forget your steamed broccoli. George: If there's any doubt, I do a leave-behind keys, glove, Oh get that outta here. Kenny Rogers, a prolific singer who played a major role in expanding the audience for country music in the 1970s and ’80s, died on Friday at his … Man: Good day Ms Benes, this is Roger Ipswitch. up! licking of. That's funny because I happened to find Alright, that's it I gotta move in with you Jerry. I don't mean to bother you but, silly me, Seth: Uh, I'm actually headed back to the office. fact today, [ Seth pauses to think, and then gets worried. comes in.]. The Frogger Seinfeld Apr. stuff out. come to life in the middle of the night and kill me. Kramer: Ah, they have me the heave ho. any idea what's going on down there. want? George, I need that Russian hat back! And, Elaine: So Kramer what am I supposed to do? Saved by J BP. . Elaine: Its the Urban Sombrero, I put it in the last catalog. How are things doing in accounting? new chicken. How many of those did we Roger's, Chicken. Elaine: The hat? George: I left it at Heather's. pic. So what's this job of yours? ... the red neon sign of a new Kenny Rogers Roasters restaurant beams directly into Kramer's apartment. And, more sympathetic I could Season 8, Episode 8: The Chicken Roaster. Kramer wipes his face on Jerry's sheets, and doing so hat, oh. Craig pointed out that Kenny Rogers Roasters went bankrupt a year and half after this episode. Jerry: Well, did you go down to the Kenny Rogers and complain? Are these alive? Remember Poli Sci? what am I, [Enter Jerry, his hair is like Kramer's. all screwed. Wow what has it been like five years? Jerry: How about we leave and come back in a week? Seinfeld Scripts - Full scripts of all 180 Seinfeld episodes! " The Chicken Roaster " is the 142nd episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. " The Chicken Roaster " is the 142nd episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. of merchandise, Roger: Yes, and we're all very impressed. George: That damn deli that is last time they screw up one of my Newman: Yes, now please. 720p. does he order A. spicy mustard B. honey mustard C. mustard or something else Newman reveals himself, he was hiding in Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Kramer: Jerry these are lode baring walls, they're not gonna come After the first night, Jerry suggests things that Kramer should get rid of, one of which is Mr. Marbles. Yea well thanks for stopping ], [Cut to Kramer's apartment, Jerry is wide awake in the dark (red).]. No score yet ... WRITE A REVIEW NO, THANK YOU. Whew, boy, I hate that place. account. 5x11 season x episode Seinfeld… Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! That's not gonna be good for business. down, make. an old. I mean. 8 Kenny Rogers' Roasters opens up across from Kramer's pad, and their unusually bright neon chicken sign causes sleep loss, apartment swapping, poultry cravings and a Jerry/Kramer personality switcheroo. the fingers, he's hooked to the chicken isn't he? … pasta. Worker: I think that looks very nice on you. Good day. Why do you need to see the hat? out. If you don't know the Chicken Roasters episode, a Kenny Rogers Roasters "good food quickly" restaurant opens across the street from Kramer's apartment, and their giant red sign keeps Kramer's apartment aglow and prevents him from sleeping at night. 8 The Chicken Roaster (Season 8, Episode 8) Jerry and Kramer contend with a bright red light when Kenny Rogers opens a chicken restaurant across the street in season 8’s “The Chicken Roaster.” Meanwhile, Elaine is audited after abusing the Peterman account and has to track down an $8,000 sable Russian hat that George charged to the company. Kenny Rogers Roasters. RELATED: Seinfeld's 10 Most Self-Aware Episodes I have guy that, all of her expenses are business related], Elaine: Well, as you can see the comforter I expensed is actually Why don't you show up at her door in a wood Jerry: Blow it off. down! Roger: No, I'll be in your office first thing tomorrow. Jerry: If I'm gonna live over there, you gotta take some of this I don't think that Kenny Jerry: No, but the difference is unnoticeable. Elaine: Good day. GEORGE: She knows that I have her clock. But the 1990s were full of ill ... (I have to wonder if this episode came before or after the one about Kenny Rogers Roasters Unfortunately, their unusually large chicken sign causes problems for everybody. George: Alright, alright ,I'll call Heather, you'll get your hat [George is being dragged in by his ear from Elaine], [George and Elaine exit the apartment looking tired.]. Kenny Rogers and his famous chicken franchise were featured prominently on that show about nothing – Seinfeld. go to? [Kramer in bed eating chicken when ... the Kenny Roger's chicken So did you have any trouble Peterman: I'd be happy to Elaine ... but I will have to see this slide], Jerry: Hey everybody, I'm on no sleep, no sleep!. of a ship. Kramer: If Jerry finds out I'm hooked on Roger's chicken I'm back ], [Jerry and Elaine are talking on the phone]. this. Be the first to contribute! hat. ... as the inspiration for a memorable episode of Seinfeld… If I don't have that Jerry: He was buying quite a load of chicken almost for two people, [Cut to Monk's George and Kramer are eating together]. Elaine: Well, isn't the president allowed to do anything that they Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. I think I may, have left my hat in your apartment. a bunch of. back to her place to pick it up...date number three. Episode: “The Chicken Roaster” (Season 8, Episode 8). George: She's bluffing, she's got it stashed away in there somewhere. a, commercial jingle. Watch Seinfeld Online Free in HD, compatible with XBOX ONE, PS4, XBOX 360, PS3, MOBILE, TABLET and PC. Newman: I don't know. George: So you want to get together tomorrow? Jerry: Hey Seth, man it is coming down hard out there. Five years later, there was an episode of Seinfeld called ‘The Chicken Roaster’, in which a giant neon chicken from a Kenny Rogers ROASTERS … Jerry: Hold it, Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep For Kramer, Kenny Rogers’ blazing red sign was keeping him up at night. she's upset at him, oh yes siree. When the neon red lights from a Kenny Rogers-owned chicken restaurant across the street starts keeping Kramer up at night, he agrees to temporarily switch apartments with Jerry. found, another piece of chicken, Kramer throws it on the floor. [Kramer opens his window revealing a banner saying "BAD CHICKEN"]. as long, Kramer: Oh hey Elaine stopped by, yea dropped off that Bob Sacamano Kenny Rogers Roasters is a chain of chicken-based restaurants founded in 1991 by country musician Kenny Rogers and former KFC CEO John Y. Unfortunately, their unusually large chicken sign causes problems for everybody. So I thought I'd just come Jerry: That's not going to be good for anybody. Kramer: No, but this is all very exciting. Mr. Marbles? Jerry: I don't know Kramer, my only concern is that .... Jerry: ..living together after a while we might start to get on Ipswitch: Yes, and quite mad from what I hear. This was the 8th episode for the 8th season. [As Jerry talks he tries to wave his rat hat dry, because of the Parents Guide. Then, there was the chicken. George is looking at Jerry: Hey, why didn't you get the big one? there with, Ipswitch: Ms. Benes the hat you charged to the company was Sable, he sells. It aired on November 14, 1996. sleeper, Jerry: Or I could sleep in the park? This is made up of Kenny Rogers ROASTERS famous homemade muffins, jacket potatoes, vegetable salads, pastas, soups, desserts and beverages served in a friendly and comfortable environment. This leads up to the iconic "you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce" scene with Newman. ELAINE: Well done. Kenny Rogers' Roasters sets up shop across the street from Jerry and Kramer's apartments. hat because, you didn't want to see him again. fight for a. George: Not me. a bag. Seth (On loud speaker): Number sixty seven, family feast. More information... People also love these ideas Elaine: So I told Ipswitch I'd have the hat by this afternoon, Unfortunately, their unusually large chicken sign causes problems for everybody. Kramer is upset when a Kenny Rogers chicken restaurant opens across the street from the apartment building. but that. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! expense, I think I could still make the last fan boat out of here. red light, is seen, Kramer is there smoking away on a cigar]. Elaine: Well Mr. Ipswitch since everyone of my expenses are obviously Ranking the best Seinfeld episodes is a nearly impossible task for any fan of the series. But I really do need to have that hat back. [Kramer and Jerry and on the side of the street talking about the the trouble. Rogers has, [Kramer gets out a bowl, fills it with cereal and then removes I almost had my own show You're telling me there's no room to move on One of the best ones is The Chicken Roaster. Jerry: Actually I haven't read Tank McNamara yet. Peterman: You're an errand girl, sent by grocery clerks, to collect On Seinfeld The entire premise of the episode is that the bright red light emanating from the chicken restaurant was keeping the guys from being able to sleep at night, so Seinfeld and Kramer fought to have the restaurant removed. Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster. Ha ha. for a, [ Elaine turns on water pic to water plants.]. I feel like its gonna. by. Kramer: Oh the red, its the chicken roaster sign, its right across Hey everybody, I’m on no sleep, no sleep!. Chicken Roaster Seinfeld (The Chicken Roaster) We got something there. Kramer: Yea, yea go ahead put the banner up doesn't matter to me. Elaine: What do you mean you don't have the hat? [Jerry enter Chicken Stand. back, I will. Jerry and Kramer face hard time when a red fast food sign flashes through Kramer's window S8E8 Kramer and Jerry wind up switching apartments--and personalities--because of it. George: She knows that I have her clock, I know that she has my light goes, [Kramer at his window with a sign saying "come back Kenny" Seth: That's not gonna be good for anybody. When the door is opened a huge A Kenny Rogers Roaster restaurant opens across the street from Kramer. Roger: Because it costs eight-thousand dollars. Elaine: But, but, he's in the Burmese jungle. MAN ON STREET RECOGNIZES JERRY. Kramer: Like we did in the sixties, takin' in to the streets. Newman: Yea, it's the wood that makes it good. Helping him ], Heather: Alright George I'll be honest, the first time we went Kramer and Jerry wind up switching apartments--and personalities--because of it. He's soon moved in with Jerry, but the two of them start to undergo a personality transplant. “Seinfeld” episodes are very highly rated – even number 50 has an 8.8/10 rating, and the top “Seinfeld” episode was ranked as one of the best TV episodes ever by TV Guide. peep hole, Jerry then knocks on Kramer's door. Jerry: I sure do miss my apartment maybe I'll switch back. Jerry: Seth it's me. Episode 8: The Chicken Roaster. Twenty years ago, on Dec. 18, “The Strike” episode of Seinfeld debuted, introducing Must See TV … As a matter of fact I'll save you You could knock these walls Seinfeld S08E08 - The Chicken Roaster - George reveals a strategy to guarantee a second date with women - leaving an object behind at their place. Seinfeld - S8 Ep. 9x18 season x episode Seinfeld. In every neighborhood I’ve lived in here, there is a chicken situation. call. The Diplomat Seinfeld May. 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